growlithed:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER

because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

eddie123:

Beautiful.

dope

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babydramallama:

becuzbacon:

kyssthis16:

areohdoubleb:

Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good

I’m crying.

Done

STAHP!

allroad:

2ndart:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

You ever sucked dick for bread sticks

You ever sucked dick for bread sticks

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chokesngags:

kingjaffejoffer:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

The EA one….

Why did the chicken cross the road lol

The lady gaga one tho

jordangibson:

“You make lot of big bad people real mad bro.”

jordangibson:

“My disguise must strike terror. I must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. I must be a creature. I must be a creature of the night.”

rhadellahope:

drogonsflame:

What time is it?

What…..

(Source: teamdowneyhiddleston)

mrpoetry910:

The picture that started it all

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vlynx:

Camille Seaman